Things You Will Never Hear in Bali

Posted by Necros on Saturday, 10. August 2013 at 17:48 Bali Time:

1. Excuse me for almost running you over with my moped!
2. If you need a taxi, give me a call.
3. At your convenience, I would invite you into my shop.
4. May I help you today?
5. If you want some good drugs, I'll be across the street in the alley.
6. Security guard at hotel: "Welcome, ma'am! Enjoy your stay!"
7. Beach vendor: "Do you need a cheap pack of cigarettes? No? Okay! Have a nice day!"
8. Hotel staff: "Excuse me, Mr. / Mrs. ________!"
9. Police: "Yes, I know exactly the location you are looking for. Let me assist you!"
10. Hotel staff: "Welcome to our hotel!"

Follow Ups:

heres that refund buddy! eom bogden Monday, 12. August 2013 at 12:48 Bali Time (0)
Fellow forumites, we're being trolled. Melly Monday, 12. August 2013 at 06:25 Bali Time (15)
- Necros, if I've upset you, I'm sorry Melly Tuesday, 13. August 2013 at 12:22 Bali Time (0)
- on a recent trip Reculvers Monday, 12. August 2013 at 15:36 Bali Time (7)
  - Reculvers lucu Tuesday, 13. August 2013 at 07:41 Bali Time (6)
    - Slippery buggers,eh?? eom gator Tuesday, 13. August 2013 at 14:12 Bali Time (0)
    - One of those times when spelling willow Tuesday, 13. August 2013 at 09:54 Bali Time (4)
      - Sorry FA. Vicious sycophants lucu Tuesday, 13. August 2013 at 14:02 Bali Time (2)
        
        Well obviously flattery got me willow Tuesday, 13. August 2013 at 15:39 Bali Time (1)
        
        hahaha dougie Wednesday, 14. August 2013 at 11:43 Bali Time (0)
      - It did tend to bloodyron Tuesday, 13. August 2013 at 11:22 Bali Time (0)
- For the 100th Time, Haters love to hate Tunaman Monday, 12. August 2013 at 13:33 Bali Time (2)
  - Lookout! hoolz Monday, 12. August 2013 at 13:44 Bali Time (0)
  - Indeed they do! eom Melly Monday, 12. August 2013 at 13:43 Bali Time (0)
- Oh you poor sweet thing Melly, trolled? sherbert Monday, 12. August 2013 at 07:08 Bali Time (2)
  - If it was humour Melly Monday, 12. August 2013 at 12:06 Bali Time (1)
    - Rodney thought it was funny sherbert Monday, 12. August 2013 at 16:17 Bali Time (0)
yes and no boz Monday, 12. August 2013 at 06:21 Bali Time (0)
Things you will never see in Bali: MayunUdani Sunday, 11. August 2013 at 20:25 Bali Time (0)
not the bali i know jaygirl Sunday, 11. August 2013 at 20:09 Bali Time (0)
Not the Bali I know Bruce NZ Sunday, 11. August 2013 at 11:33 Bali Time (2)
- balinese are a beautiful people. treat jblacker Sunday, 11. August 2013 at 19:17 Bali Time (0)
- Hear, hear craftychic Sunday, 11. August 2013 at 17:03 Bali Time (0)
necros, necros, necros dougie Sunday, 11. August 2013 at 09:29 Bali Time (0)
Funny! rodney Sunday, 11. August 2013 at 07:31 Bali Time (0)
Not funny and not true sherbert Saturday, 10. August 2013 at 22:32 Bali Time (0)
Not quite right KiwiCarol Saturday, 10. August 2013 at 19:47 Bali Time (1)
- not right at all bali mad Saturday, 10. August 2013 at 20:20 Bali Time (0)
Funny, but not accurate. Fiona Saturday, 10. August 2013 at 18:17 Bali Time (4)
- Bizarro Bali... Hillary Saturday, 10. August 2013 at 20:16 Bali Time (0)
- Let me guess....? Necros Saturday, 10. August 2013 at 18:43 Bali Time (2)
  - with that attitude no wonder you think l jblacker Sunday, 11. August 2013 at 19:23 Bali Time (0)
  - what does that have to do with it? benthomas Saturday, 10. August 2013 at 19:54 Bali Time (0)