Just read Slab's reply to wildgypsy, who had the bad experience with ARC,
I note he implies Rangi had a sex change in Bangkok.
Now here is the mystery - did Rangi lose an appendage and change from a Rangatira to a Wahine, or did they add a bit to make the change from a Rangiette to a Rangi?
Couldn't help but take a peek in the shower this morning and sure enough an appendage - not big mind you, but an appendage nonetheless.
So the mystery is partially solved - before Rangi became a great warrior he must have been a Wahine, a raving beauty for sure.
The big question, however, remains.
WHO DONATED RANGI'S WEENY AND WHERE DID THEY GET ONE THAT SMALL????
The answer, you will have guessed, is from SLAB, who was the other half of the change.
Forumites will be happy to know that Slab is delerious with his new state, and I know all you motherly readers will be delighted that I have it on good authority that Slab is - wait for it - PREGNANT!
By the look of him I'd say at least 6 months!
Once again the Forum makes history.