come on Slab, the secrets out


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Posted by Rangi on Friday, 18. March 2005 at 11:18 Bali Time:

In Reply to: But you err.....Ms/Mrs/Mr. Rangi. posted by slab on Friday, 18. March 2005 at 09:10 Bali Time:

so best forget the smoke-screen and come clean. Your protestations smack of " Methinks the Slab protestith too much "

I've seen the nursery, dear readers, and it's all ready to receive the little mite. Hope it's a boy as Slabs chosen name of " Bintang " isn't so good for a little girl is it?

But the nursery - decorated in the favorite colours of red and white, is a sight to behold. Red crib with a tasteful mobile of bintang bottletops and labels above, with fridge beside in case little" Binnie" needs a cold one or a beer-stick during the night. Soft background recordings from some of the best bars in Bali, in case he wakes and doesn't know where he is - Slab's thought of everything.

And what is this Kudos Bar you speak of, Slab.
Doesn't sound like the blokey sort of place Rangi would feel comfortable in talking rugby with his mates.
Sounds more like the sort of outfit that serves Binnies in china cups and you can't get a feed of bangers and mash for love nor money.

And to Brad. What manner of knave are you to wish Rangi banished from the world to a life of house arrest? Are you a commie or something? They're about the last crew on earth still big on house arrests.

Shame on you - this world needs variety. It needs people like the reinvented Slab. People like you to remind us all of the intolerance in this world, and even people like Rangi whom you want locked away.

Keep watching this space Forumites for regular updates.


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