In Reply to: Just some funny things tourists say posted by Charliebalibear on Monday, 29. September 2014 at 11:41 Bali Time:
Q. What are those green things up the trees?
A. Coconuts
No, the green things; coconuts are brown.
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Speaking about two little girls.
Q. How old is she?
A. 2 years?
Q. And her?
A. 2, they are twins...
Twins. Twins????? John, they can have twins.
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Q. What are those things up the poles? (in a small village).
A. Lights
Q. What for?
A. To see at night perhaps.
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Q. How much further to the Elephant Cave
A. Only round corner ma am.
Its too far I will stay here and have a cigarette. Its only 11th century isn't it.
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Q. Can I have two scrambled eggs.
Reply. Two sir
A. Two, two, get it.
Received two scrambled egg meals.
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To transproooooot man.
Q. How much to Baleka?
A. 50,000rp boss
Reply; bugga orf, I'll give ya 5 bucks.
Ianz