This message refers to this previous post: Hillary and the Yobbo search.
I finally found one! Not actually in but at the gate! I tried to help her in but she resisted and in retrospect I can see that she was just taking a breather and was not drunk as a proverbial skunk and not actually staying here. Also the burka may have confused her a little.
Anyway a scuffle ensued and it turned out that she had friends following after their workout on the beach. Those girls from the Auckland Ladies Netball and Mudwrestling Club are damn strong. By the way, in my defence, I still think that the Haka was a bit over the top.
At this point the tourist police happened to b passing on their way back from buying nasi bungkus at the beach so it all got a tad scary but just in the nick of time Bloodyron showed up and as it turned out they were the very same officers into whose car he jumped one night mistaking it for a taxi. He only got out of that one, they told me, because he could recite the Pancasila word for word and sing Indonesia Raya so beautifully it brought tears to their eyes.
I am sorry but am now unable to sell the burka although I received a very good offer from somebody called Doug because it is shredded and all but destroyed.
That's it my search is finished until somebody else checks out and newcomers arrive.