As many of you may already know, Hillary has been staying in a hotel in the south of Sanur. Paddy has shown his high IQ and called all of those who stay in the same place, Yobbos.
Now Hillary knows that the place is only small. She also knows that 7,000 people are tucked into bed every year in the same hotel. Therefore she has been off in search of these legendary Yobbos.
I have witnessed her asking a male guest if he is a Yobbo. He said "No but I am a lawyer, is that close enough?" Hillary shook her head and refused to let him into the Yobbo Club.
Not to be outdone she approached the next guest to check is she was a Yobbo. This lady replied "Well possibly, I own a very large winery in the Barossa Valley and I drink wine". Again Hillary shook her head.
I could spot the desperation in her face. A man wandered through the gate she sprinted over to him to check if he was a Yobbo. He responded "I operate the most successful restaurant in Sanur and I serve various alcoholic drinks. Is that enough for me to make the team? I am here for a business meeting" Nope, the head was shaking again.
Next Hillary wandered out to the kitchen area where 12 people were doing a cooking school. Certainly this would yield gold. Alas the whole 12 did not meet the criteria.
Last we saw of Hillary was as she wandered off sobbing, she really had hoped to meet one of Paddy's Yobbos. So far her desperate search has been futile.
Keep the chin up Hillary they have to be there somewhere. Let us hope that Paddy is not just trying to trick you.