In Reply to: Oh Magnolia how right you are posted by Hillary on Saturday, 1. November 2008 at 07:10 Bali Time:
I have contacts in VERY high places. Our Dear Leader was originally informed (by incompetent Secret Service Agents) that the unfortunate Bakso accident, was an attempted suicide bombing. (They had been reading the BTF & jumped to incorrect conclusions). Our Dear Leader has already called for a Review & 2 White Papers. However, as usual, the clever man already knows the the results of the Reports. All British & Australian citizens will be banned from taking, buying or consuming baked beans (especially Heinz brand) to the island. It will be an heinous crime to supply these baked beans to Bakso men. Ms.Wong is right and is very concerned that an Aussie male should be carrying three condoms in his wallet, in such tropical heat. She is speaking to the Health Minister re same. The conclusion will be ( after 4 Reviews & 3 White Papers), that such careless males will have to pay for all their own subsequent STD & AIDS treatments. Ms Wong is right. The TAXPAYER should not have to foot the bill!
Your warning re the very real dangers of feeding large amounts of BB to cows, has been noted. Imagine the outcome, if one of these cows exploded outside a busy shopping cente! (A decent Aussie male - just waiting outside - for his wife, lights up a cigarette..a cowfart..BOOM).