In Reply to: swimming pool lounges posted by haddon on Saturday, 15. September 2007 at 17:13 Bali Time:
Martha T (with her little friend Ivor) and her Multiple Personality Disorders, is running rampant and I mean RAMPANT in both Kuta & Sanur. I thought that you were having her 'committed' whilst Hools was over there. Little Ivor isn't too bad. He always wears a deep tan and those budgie smugglers. (And he shows what a LITTLE budgerigar he is smuggling). He's not too bad - except he uses a very bad Pommy accent to intimidate/abuse our good AUSSIE girls. Sometimes he tries a German or Dutch accent. OUR brave Aussie lasses just ignore him. (As they are eye to eye with his budgerigar, it is not threatening).
Martha is an entirely different kettle of fish. Very threatening. With her MPD's, she can adopt the guise of of a German frau, an aggressive Dutch woman, an angry English cockney. or a big red-neck Aussie female. She even donned a fat-suit once and sat on & tried to crush one of our Aussie lADIES at the poolside. (She picked up that trick from an insane elephant or camel at a zoo).
Because she is sane enough to keep out of the rays of the burning equatorial sun - to preserve her beautiful complexion - she leaves most of the lounges vacant for most of the day!
Hillary do you have any suggestions, on how to control this mad woman
with the Multiple Personality Disorders? Your advice would be greatly appreciated!