In Reply to: Coldest Bintang in Bali ? posted by BJC on Thursday, 6. October 2005 at 08:10 Bali Time:
Dear Mr C
I would like to formally apply for a job on this panel of emminent Bintangologists.
I feel that I have the right qualifications for this position due to extensive experience in the said field. I will admit to having, on occasion, moonlighted in the field of Jack Daniels taster, but my heart has always been firmly entrenched in the area that you also specialise in.
I should also point out that my ass is shaped like a barstool which affords me greater balance than most if I work any overtime (which I gladly do for free)
I am able to complete the full six month contract and will stay behind to help clean up after Smokey if necessary.
I have emailed you the fifty dollars you require along with a nude photo of my wife for your consideration.
Look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours Sincerely
Cracker C.B.E, PhD(Bintangology)