In Reply to: Tony - hmmm!!!! posted by Cazwa on Friday, 2. July 2004 at 21:21 Bali Time:
a lump of Spam - about 180cm high
You are redish brown in colour
Under your arms you have a small amount of Jelly stuff
If you sunbake for too long, you will start to smell funny
If licked ..... (OMG - I've gone WAY TOO FAR !!!!)