Thoughts from the margin:
Why is it essential to smoke at the breakfast dining area? Just wander away and don't offend people
Wouldn't it be sensible to wear a crash helmet on a motorbike? Some of the brave tourist cowboys seem a bit foolish to me.
If you do have a helmet wouldn't it be more sensible to let your girlfriend on the back wear it rather than you at the controls?
Two hours to get through the airport seemed more than a little tedious.
The bali sunset never fails to please. This time we found a beach bar with big padded seats called Sammys(not s and s). Very comfortable
Bali dances do seem to take a long time.
I really really don't want a timeshare lucky card thank you.
Afternoon dozes should be permissible all the time
The grumpy lady at the sports bar who sits nehind the counter glaring at the customers while they watch the rugby is a little odd. I won't name the bar but it is near posers corner.
Some taxi rides are very pleasant with friendly drivers who have a chat. Some are startling with aggressive drivers who hit the horn repeatedly for no positive effect.
How thirsty does a bloke have to be to walk down the road swilling on a beer?
Am I simply old fashioned not liking t shirts that advertise that someone has had sex in explicit terms with Rhonda ?
When sitting at the pool and the staff bring a boy of about 13 a burger and coke, shouldn't his parents encourage him to say thank you or at least smile an acknowledgement? Treating staff like servants isn't cool in my mind.
How many chances should you give a earring. Wayan and Friends has let us down three times. No more.
How many times do you need to bump your head before you realise there is a low hanging entrance to your room? It seems three is not enough.