I thought I would share my wisdom on two subjects with you. Move over Ita Buttrose.
Tip 1. You know that aweful moment when you need to go to the loo and you have already used every scrap of tissue in your bag. There was the one you used to wipe the corn juice off your hands on the beach and without a thought threw in the bin at the esky. Then the one you lent, well gave really, to your better half to blow his nose. Thank God he threw that one in the bin but the one you used to clean the sweaty smudges off your glasses you really should have kept. You always stuff one in your bra when you go, just in case there is none available or take a paper napkin off the table whatever it takes really but there you are, cloth napkins on the table and not a square to spare in your bag. You cross your fingers that there will be a nice little roll in the loo. It is after all a reasonable little cafe. UH OH, no paper. Well here are my words of wisdom to you for this situation and if I may be so bold, I think Ita would approve.
<<<<You are never, never my friends, alone with a panty liner>>>> Especially in my opinion, those nifty little double ones they make now. Ah the wonders of modern life!
Tip 2. Not quite so life changing but nevertheless worthy of the great Ita I think. It's a hot day, you have been shopping or on the beach or whatever and although the accepted wisdom is that Horses sweat, men perspire and women glow, the sweat running down your face and neck is definitely not a glow. This is probably when you used the tissues you will need later. You wipe your brow with the back of your hand and OMG you detect a less than fresh odour, well pretty much like a taxi driver at the end of his day really. Naturally when you dive through your bag as well as being devoid of tissues, you underarm stick is nowhere to be found although you do have a hopeful moment but it turns out to be an Aeroguard roll on. You consider it but remember that you shaved under your arms this morning and maybe the razor could have been changed a couple of days ago so you are reasonably sure that mozzie zapper will sting. Then you find it! <<<<The hand sanitiser gel.>>>>
A good squirt in each hand and a nonchalant slap under each arm and VOILA!!! Problem solved.
Now don't say I never post anythink useful on here. TTFN.