So, we're going up Monkey Forest Road, as you do, when istri darts into a bric-a-brac shop and heads down the back, where there are clothes, and finds a top she likes. Is it too small? Same size like me, says Ibu. You are smaller, says istri. Ibu lifts her T-shirt to show they are the same size where it counts. Deal done. Then they realise there is a man in the room. T-shirt down, they turn around and giggle hugely. Perhaps not only in Bali, but it was memorable.