Close to Garden View, for breakfast a few years back, my wife had returned to hotel further up Padma Utara to pick up a Birthday Present left behind. A nicely dressed lady approached on a motor-bike.
'May I speak English with you Sir?' She said, giving the impression of a nice young lady teacher on her way to school, needing a little practice. 'Of course sez I'. She followed with 'I have some nice oils for you' I replied 'My wife may want to buy some and she'll be here shortly, she is looking for some good essential oils'. 'No, no Sir, these are for you. Come on my bike, Wa..y-wa..y, no j...y-jig, very nice'.
At 07.30 it seemed a litle inappropriate, never mind out of taste.
Why little ol' me? Only in Bali!