In Reply to: Balinese funny stories:more please posted by AdrianS on Friday, 11. May 2012 at 22:37 Bali Time:
On our last visit with some Newbies we were coming back from Ubud with our regular driver & saw some roosters in cages on the side of the road. Newbie asked what were they in cages for & driver proceeded to tell him all about the cock. How the man comes home from work & ignores his wife but goes & massages & strokes his cock for a couple of hours. He told us how the man treats his cock better than he treats his wife how he bathes his cock & talks to it. The newbie was in the front seat just about wetting himself with silent laughter, not wanting to be rude & laugh at the driver. I finally after about 5 minutes of his story leant forward & tapped the driver on the shoulder & told him that in Australia we call a penis the cock. He had a good laugh then asked well what do you call the fighting birds then, I told him we don't have fighting birds but the males are called roosters.