Boring old f@rts holiday in Bali for Mrs BOFs 55th b/day
FLIGHT Garuda PER to DPS. Greeted with b/day wishes on check in, nice.
Decided to take hand luggage only. Put all liquids 100ml in plastic bags, quite a lot of them. Didn't know you had to put them in a tray so just shoved them in any space in carry on luggage, much huffing & puffing later all bags found,laptop out of case & all OK.
Trying to re-pack them the security guy was laughing so much he forgot to frisk me. I'm top heavy & they always check my Bazookas for contraband (maybe I'm too old now). Anyhow, breasts unfondled we headed to the bar for b/day drinks.
As far as I'm aware (Oops!!) flight & arrivals went well. Mr BOF was in charge of that.
HOTEL - DEWANI VILLA RESORT- KEROBOKAN. Our 2nd stay here.
Picked up by (Don't worry, I don't trust anyone farther than I can throw them) our "Friend" Joko from reception who was happy to see us again so soon.
Cold towel Blah! Blah!... Off to look at Potato Head Club.
P.H.C - Informed the waiter we would like a pool lounge. Blah! Blah! $50 min spend, yes we know. Got comfy & ordered a jug of Sangria to keep him happy.
Left Mr BOF playing with his camera & went in search of the toilet, which was half way to Legian & back, or I may have taken a wrong turn.
Sat back down on our $50 lounge to find Mr BOF had been trying to eat a small bowl of complimentary nuts, only to find they are stones & it's an ashtray. Now in my book that deserves a (ROFLMFAOFF)& that's exactly what I did.
Headed back to hotel. Agreed with driver on 100,rp for car. I was more worried about (FatCat & Mr Possum) finding out that Mr BOF was still awake after 7.30, than to haggle the price so we headed off.
Back at the Hotel the driver said "No Madame 100,rp per person". Well!
After they scraped me up from (ROFLMFAOFF) again, he had taken the hint & gone.
We ordered some ice for our balcony cocktails, then all the staff came to the room with a b/day cake. (Nice) After lots of hugs & smiles they left us to do, whatever it is old People do in hotel rooms. It was all a blurr after that.
Thankyou Mr BOF for another fabulous birthday.