so, I actually could not get a massage on Kuta Beach today. No really I know I do talk a lot of rubbish sometimes, well quite often actually but this, although hard to believe, is true.
My usual massage lady was not there this morning and the others in her group thought she would be down later in the afternoon so I asked who else could give me a massage and they said nobody dared because they would be in big trouble later if they did. Brian could have had one with somebody else because he is not her customer but I absolutely could not. Not one girl dared to cross the invisible picket line.
Well it gave me a giggle. Guess I'll go across the road to the salon then.