In Reply to: BTF Merry Christmas Thread. posted by Forum Administrator on Saturday, 24. December 2011 at 16:42 Bali Time:
Christmas Day
Christmas Day has come and gone
And I feel a little tubby
Bacon and Eggs, Ham and prawns
Then a couple of bottles of bubbly
I may have been a little indulgent
But I only do it for the kids
There's really nothing in it for me
Ooh look, After Dinner Mints
I help to clean, as I always do
Someone's left a piece of Pav
I'll just do it some justice
It's the last thing that I'll have
Why wouldn't someone eat those prawns?
There's not enough to put back in the fridge
I'll just undo this belt a notch
Poop, that's the last hole that there is
Is that a bottle of chardonnay
One of those should help me relax
Tell me they're not Crayfish
On the table out the back
There's too much ham left on that bone
It's not ready for the dog
Nanna's not gonna like it
No one's touched her fruit and nut log
I couldn't take another bite
But I'd go just one more glass
Then I'll be finished cleaning up
It's time for sitting on my ars*e
I've just sat on a box of Favourites
S'pose chocolate means a red
Maybe just a glass or two
Then it'll be time for bed
Or maybe I'll just stay here
Someone's bound to get me a rug
I can walk this off tomorrow
Yep...Walk to the pub and have a jug
Merry Christmas
CBE
Cracker ;-)