In Reply to: It's a Brat Gene! Culling is the answer! posted by hoolz on Thursday, 24. November 2011 at 05:52 Bali Time:
parents who hold 2 year old children down in order to drill as many metallic ornaments into them as possible have a lot to answer for.
The wearing of these "badges of feralism" lead the so aflicted to believe that they must behave in a way befitting the unsightly adornments.
It is a well established medical fact that the leaching of cheap ferrous (hence the name feral) materials into the blood stream over a few years brings a permanent intoxication to the adolecent, not unlike the effects of arak atack.
The strangling of the brain with stupid plaited hair, and the constant wearing of baseball caps backwards adds to the overall degeneration.
Thank our Lord that you and I were brought up in a different era Hoolz, where a good night out was a packet of crisps and a half pint of shandy.