In Reply to: totally agree.... posted by kazzyb on Saturday, 6. August 2011 at 19:13 Bali Time:
so I have given a bit of thought towards what else is not illegal and suggest the following as a possible course of action for none smokers.
1. Farting. Every family has at least one member who specializes in this so send in your best player/players. Never, never pick somebody who has a touch of Bali belly for this task.
2. Vomiting most families have somebody who will throw up if confronted with a fried egg; white still runny. Remember to take wet wipes for this one.
3. Loud swearing. Bring Uncle Bruce along and buy him a few drinks.
4. Oh thinking of drinks wobble past their table, trip up and spill your drink on the puffer. Find something like a snowball, any cocktail with chocolate in it or if you are a bit cheap red Fanta, work best. Don't use hot coffee ever. That is just not on.
Happy holidays.