In Reply to: sneakin in :) posted by trubluemoo on Thursday, 16. December 2010 at 22:48 Bali Time:
dogs' bollocks.
First timers always walk faster than anyone else in the area (except someone with a dose of the trots).
I can spot first timers from about 150 metres away.
First timers all suffer from rubber necks, their heads swing left, right, left, up, down, left and then right again.
First timers travel in packs. It is impossible to fit a cigarette paper between the family members they are all that close.
First timers love touching things. When dad touches something mum has to also touch it, then the juniors all have a touch.
This also applies to looking at something for sale. It seems there is an unwritten first timer pecking order.
First timers love to ask "how much". They then discuss what that means in "real" money.
Yep, the sellers find you very easy to spot. Just to make it a bit more awkward the word spreads along the street before you have even got there.