In Reply to: Dress posted by fee on Monday, 6. December 2010 at 18:22 Bali Time:
To make sure you make a hit in the night clubs I would recommend a complete review of your clothes before you head out. BE CAREFALL. Check for:
Its last nights Nasi Goring stain hidden from public view?
►Yes. Proceed to next question
►NO. Grab a binnie (Luke warm is OK) and pour on offending mark. Hang
out on balcony to dry and check again. Go back to top of check list
Has Zinc been removed from nose?
►Yes. Proceed to next question
► NO. Grab left over binnie from question one and wipe off. Remember not to drink, well, ok maybe a little but remember it is luke warm
Do Thongs (Jandals for the Kiwi's) match?
►Yes. Congratulations. Your getting the hang of this formal stuff, carry on to next check point
►No. Check your mate's feet; possibly he has the other one. Use last of the luke warm binnie to wash off the days muck you have stood in
Are your thongs clean?
Bachelors tip #3. I always carry a formal pair of thongs for the more important nights
►Yes. Hey, you don't need this check list any more
► No. Open another binnie and rinse gently over basin, careful not to spill to much as you will need that later
Final grooming tips
► Aftershave. Warm binnie tends to smell stale, so always use a fresh, cold one here.
►Underarm deodorant. I know, I am not your mother but some smells...Suggest wipe armpits with the remaining binnie you used as the aftershave
And remember
Bachelors tip #4 If you suspect the night club may be a little on the rough side suggest you use your safety pair of thongs
☻Above all remember your in Bali, have fun and really clothes don't really matter that much. I am sure as 19 & 20 year old males you won't be looking fro the upmarket establishments and T shirts and board shorts are fine☻