The force thanks you for paying all previous fines on time ;-)
This year instead of a Policemans Ball, thanks to you fine people we can afford to go Bali to show them Bali cops how things are done. The boys and I would like your suggestions on Villas. These are the regulations which must be adhered to:
Regulation #1: villa or villa complex must be in the Seminyak to Canggu area.
Regulation #2: total villa costs must not exceed $US350 per night
Regulation #3: villa configuration must be either
(3a) One huge 5 bedroom villa with 5 ensuites.
(3b) One 3 bedroom villa plus one 2 bedroom villa
(3c) One two bedroom villa plus three 1 bedroom villas
Regulation #4: Must have access to donut warungs
Best suggestion scores a box of krispy kremes and a free pass to run amok on the forum without being fined ;-)