i am a bit peed off with people suggesting that i drink too much. apart from hanging around with the wrong crowd, i have a perfectly logical explanation as to why i drink. i trust the following sheds some light on the subject....
like a herd of buffalo, it can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.when the herd is hunted it is the slowest and weakest buffalo that are killed first. this natural selection is good for the herd as the general health and well being of the herd improves with the dying of the weakest members. in much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells and as we know excessive alcohol kills off brain cells. naturally the alcohol attacks the weakest brain cells first so regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells making the brain faster and more efficient. that is why i always appear smarter after a few beers.
i trust this clears up the misconceptions regarding my drinking!!!!