In Reply to: OH GAWD, WAW posted by Nevl on Tuesday, 11. December 2007 at 17:24 Bali Time:
Hey Nev...what's wrong mate? Too many angry pills today? From that rather witless remark I can't quite work out whether you are a grumpy old man, your gout's giving you grief or you are just some grubby little oxygen thief from NZ with a chip on his shoulder. C'mon mate, let's be honest; you are just agitated because nobody gives a rat's toss-bag about your cynical rhetoric on Bali. It's neither interesting, nor funny. Sorry Nev...but you don't have a product! Your strategy of opening up a whoopar*e can of insults won't do much to improve your standings either old son. And if you think bagging people in Bahasa - as you are wont to do - is going to attract a crowd, think again sunshine. Handing out uninvited lessons in english literature is pretty poor form as well mate. Nobody is impressed with such patent examples of short man's syndrome. Nice try, but no cigar. And yes Nev...you probably should have guessed I was OZ but it's a medical fact that being a misery-guts seriously erodes your guessing powers. Sorry to have to tell you that Nev but I suspect you are already an authority on that too: you know, being miserable. But you know what Nev, even though you have bagged me, even though you have inferred I am some sort of rodent, even though you have downright insulted me, even though you sound like you are dying of hate, and, even though you don't appear to know the words to leaving on a Jet Plane (or did I just not get the joke)...I like you anyway old fella. I don't care that you are all bitter and twisted - you can't be all bad. For you see mate, Australians are like that: we are very egalitarian and don't hold a grudge - we even make allowances for individuals like you Nev! May you have a very merry christmas, enjoy Bali and avoid Bali Belly on your final journey there. Oh...and Nev, just a final word: don't feel too burned if nobody misses you in Bali when you don't return - after 20 years, they've probably had enough of you too. Cheers!