In Reply to: Tips posted by princessdd on Wednesday, 14. March 2007 at 16:38 Bali Time:
A few travel tips that I would pass on to any Bali newbie:
1. Never attempt to stuff a live monkey down your shorts... apparently it's against the law!
2. Never accept a massage with a happy ending from any woman with a prominent adams apple.
3. Don't attempt to eat the crunchie bars that float in the surf off Kuta... they may not be filled with chocolately goodness.
4. Remember to take time to experience the real Bali.. sure you may pick up a few tropical diseases and rashes on your nether regions but that's all part of the magic.
5. Try the local food and beverages.. they are excellent value for money especially seeing as u normally get to taste them twice..once on the way down, and again on the way up .