In Reply to: Useless notes posted by bloodyron on Sunday, 28. January 2007 at 09:53 Bali Time:
true to his word and will meet you at the airport to take these now useless notes off your hands thus saving you from the possibility of a lengthy stay in the "Hotel Kerobokan". There is a formula that they use to determine the length of your sentence; ie. under Rp.1,000,000 six weeks rising to six years for more that Rp. 10,000,000. If the notes are torn or defaced it is an entirely more serious matter and you may never again see the light of day because since they are in your possession while damaged then you are perceived to have defaced them and in the absence of a five star lawyer you may well face the death penalty.
Mr. Bloody met us at the airport, as promised, and relieved me of my Rp. 2,750,353 in old notes. This kind and philanthropic gentelman even had a Bintang for us in his vehicle esky and insisted he take us to our hotel for free. Of course I accepted, luckily as it turned out, because my hotel had apparently been burnt to the ground the week before and Mr. Bloody kindly took us to his property in Sanur and with only a small surcharge above the normal price (due to the short notice) gave me a very nice room for our stay. Included in the price was A/C, TV, breakfast and the option to have Mr Bloody check the freshness and temperature of the Bintang in your fridge each day only chargig the cost of the beer he opened to do this. I also got a free pool boy but this, I stress, is purely optional. Brian, my better half took the free cleaning the pool course instead and this worked out very well because it gave the pool boy more free time and resulted in a large weight loss and improvement in muscle definition for Brian. Win win situation really wasn't it?
I'm pretty sure that Mr. Hools, if he is reading this will tell you his own story of how he too availed himself of Mr. Bloody's services.
Regards and chin-chin. Hillary