In Reply to: Up date no.2 The boys posted by Bondy on Tuesday, 26. September 2006 at 14:39 Bali Time:
I feel I know your family very well but I got a bit mixed up and was thinking you brother Gary wouldn't be interested in the lovely young nurses... had to have another peep at your jbr in the archives to realise it was the other brother. But you giving him a bed sponge reminds me of the joke:
A guy is lying in his hospital bed, wired up with drips and monitors, breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A young student nurse comes round the ward. Approaching him she asks if there is anything she can do for him. The guy looks at her and asks "Are my testicles black?"
"I'm sorry but I'm only a student nurse I can't tell you that" she replies.
"Oh, please have a look for me, I'm really worried; Are my testicles black?"
Taking pity on his obvious distress the young nurse glances around the ward, says "Alright, I'll have a look for you". She pulls back the bed cover, lifts his willy out of the way and, cupping his balls in her hand tells him, with a note of relief in her voice, "No, they look fine to me".
The patient pulls off his oxygen mask and says "I said, Are my test results back?"
Hope he make a full recovery and is well enough to travel home soon. Cheers Geri