Posted by Badak Sinting on Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 09:20 Bali Time:
Recently experienced an in-depth exploration of the family jewels at the Bali airport on the way home.
Sitting in a wheel-chair, my vicious appearance was obviously under suspicion for possible terrorist activities. Each square inch of the offending bod was seriously patted down until they reached the private area, where they thought it most likely a weapon would be concealed so that a more thorough exam was indicated. It seemed that the worthy Pattophile was a little disappointed at not finding something humongously threatening between these 68 year old legs and he kept on assiduously feeling and tickling,until I asked him to start again as it was becoming enjoyable; his mates seemed to think this was tres drole and gave him a humorous serve or two!
Oh Bali, The thiungs we suffer for you!
-:))
Follow Ups:
- If you go out after the 'Pat Down' ..... enpi Friday, 22. September 2006 at 17:19 Bali Time (0)
- Luck you didn't get an Ozzie put up drdaz Wednesday, 20. September 2006 at 18:38 Bali Time (0)
- was that dennisc Wednesday, 20. September 2006 at 10:46 Bali Time (0)
- Must have been............. wenful Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 20:47 Bali Time (0)
- I sure wished I had been Colleen Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 16:43 Bali Time (0)
- Pat Down Holladaze Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 14:56 Bali Time (0)
- I think its only Qantas/Jetstar that burmycat Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 13:43 Bali Time (1)
- thats it Pieter_n_Rhonda Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 18:23 Bali Time (0)
- We thinks: PhilandRhonda Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 12:47 Bali Time (0)
- Enough to make you jump the fence Hillary Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 11:46 Bali Time (0)
- not only in airport. bloodyron Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 11:45 Bali Time (2)
- Maidens? drdaz Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 12:30 Bali Time (0)
- good one! chris Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 12:14 Bali Time (0)
- pat, pat, pat away monicac Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 11:45 Bali Time (0)
- do they pat down ryan Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 11:33 Bali Time (1)
- Maybe it's to improve tourist numbers. Rex Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 11:29 Bali Time (1)
- haha shaddup Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 17:52 Bali Time (0)
- Pat Down Ana Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 09:48 Bali Time (0)
- So what were they patting you down with? chickchili Tuesday, 19. September 2006 at 09:28 Bali Time (0)