In about a month's time, I'll be temporarily removed from the Internet as I'll be traveling throughout Asia without my trusty laptop.. Mainly cos I don't own one anymore.
But never fear, I'll figure out how to get online somehow.. I hope... Anyone know where I can get a cheap laptop in Perth? And by cheap... I mean free? I'll give it back afterwards if you like.. just don't try to undelete all those pictures I took.... you'll need to burn out your eyeballs if you do.
Anyways, this post is simply a warning to all those in the region, or thinking of traveling to the region.
Why?
Well, I'd like to all share with you 3 aftermaths of the last 3 trips I've had overseas....
In 2005 an earthquake hit the island that I was on at the time, throwing me around the hotel room like a cheap date. It was the biggest aftershock to hit the region after the fateful Boxing Day Tsunami tragedies.
In 2004 I was in Indonesia and the Australian embassy got bombed halfway through my trip.
In 2003 a person died on my plane between Bali and Perth. I was the last Australian to talk to her before her passing.
I seem to have bad luck follow me whilst I'm out of the country....
So, for anyone who believes in bad luck - stay away from me. For anyone who thinks thats a load of bollocks, why not join me?
I'll be in Bali between the 20th of October and the 6th of November and knowing the law of averages, at least one of you will be there at the same time with me. As some of you who read my blog know, I'm a bit of a social whore and loves to hook up with random strangers for a bit of a yarn and some slap n' tickle.
No, I'm not trying to be rude, that's a drink... it's a drink made of gin, grapefruit juice, and blended ice. But if you want some of the other stuff, feel free to ask. I'm easy. Just bring a large feather and some rump steaks.
Slapping sounds a lot more fun when it's meat on meat. It's got a nice thwack! sound.
Anyways, if you are going to be in Bali and are interested in meeting up with me, purchase a bullet proof vest and some good life insurance and then drop me an email at thatgrumguy (at) gmail.com, or just bug me on Myspace.
Cheers!
G