In Reply to: to squat.. or not to squat?? posted by IggyHugo on Saturday, 8. April 2006 at 13:36 Bali Time:
This is a copy of a post that I saved a while ago.
It's an artform Posted by Hillary on Thursday, 23. January 2003 at 15:18 Bali Time:
Well I'm thinking of writing a thesis on the subject and my research has so far led me to this process.
1. Take off undies and shorts if applicable.
2. If no hook on door put said undies and shorts on your head.
3. Hang bag around neck - if the strap is too short hold in teeth - if the strap is so long that bag may dangle in pee, push it in your bra.
4. If you are wearing a skirt screw it up and tuck it in your bra, hopefully there is room in there with the bag strap. If you are wearing a mini then you have no problem.
5. It's a good idea to get the tissue out of your bag before you stuff it in your bra.
6. Crouch low, very low.
7. Use your pelvic muscles to moderate flow and avoid too much splash back. If your pelvic muscles are stuffed you're in trouble.
8. Scoop water.
9. Sluice.
10. Pat dry in the usual fashion.
11. Exit clean, dry, relieved and dignified.
12. Don't forget your undies are on your head