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The dawn breaks and I run through my checklist of last minute packing. I guess it is time to leave the house and head to the airport , passport- check , tickets-check , luggage- check , oh god where is Justin that's right he doesn't live at home anymore , buggar why didn't somebody tell me he moved out ! Mental note to pick him up on the way. It is a sunny day leaving Sydney and it is some trepidation that I leave my loved ones behind who will celebrate Xmas without me.
Okay so I collect Justin [my son? or is he my secret lover??] We are headed off to meet with Meredith, Bruce, Alex and Sam for a one month trip to paradise. Justin only has 2 weeks in Bali with me (thank god), too bad, so sad.
So our flight leaves at 10.45 Australian Airlines and there was no queue so we got seat allocations, caught up with Meredith etc, then Justin & I went for a quick nicotine fix. The flight was good, non-eventful and on time. No problems with VOA and then out to our waiting transport to take us all up to Tegal Sari in Ubud for the first 2 nights Ah, bliss back in the warm embrace of this magical island
We all pile in the 1 car, arrive at Tegal, we have a super deluxe room, which overlooks the rice paddy's. I walk into to our room, all very nice, Ok so now you will all think I am mad cos you should have seen my face, and the 1st words I utter are where is the telly? LOL.
Anyway we are here, so I grab my swimmers and go to the pool, have a swim, then shower. Tegal drops us off at Casa Luna for dinner, which in my opinion was very average, we dine and relax a little before Tegal pick us up to return to the hotel. At this point we discover how exhausted we are, it has been a long day so we sit on the patio downing a few bourbons, [as you do] before drifting off into the land of nod. ZZZ... ZZZ... ZZZ ...
Justin & I have breakfast at the hotel restaurant the next morning. After breakfast we all off on foot to Ubud, on the way we book into Zen for a massage fix.
Just looking, looking, looking, then Bopgirl calls, can you get me some coffee? (Like hello l am on a holiday, thank you very much) She said if you happen to find a restaurant called Tut Macks they have the best coffee, so we set off in search for HRH's (Bopgirl's) coffee
As usual Bopgirl is right and Tut Macks is all she promised, we devour several coffees and feel disgustingly full after.
While at tuts we ask, where we can get my sim card topped up and also new sim cards for the others. Surprise, surprise, next thing you know the waitresses hubby turns up with a Proxl re-charge for me, and new sim cards for Meredith and family. What fantastic service.
We venture back to the hotel, have a swim, and then time to go Zen. Justin has never been there before, so we just had the 1 hour massage, it was so good, relaxing, stimulating, erotic, the experience was to die for, feeling those lovely soft hands caressing and massaging your body.
I had the most amazing man massage me, his hands were like velvet, and the sensation on my back as he gently eased away the stress of work and home was quite sensual, pity my son was on the massage table next to me, or I may have gotten completely carried away and asked for a full body massage with the works!!
OMG Bopgirl is on the phone again. Did you get my coffee frog? I told her to leave me alone, l am on cloud nine, l just had the best massage ,like who really needs the interruption, when you feel like l do. Hmm l wonder why she said I am a bad frog, and told me to get a life then hung up on me. I never did get around asking her........jealously l suspect.
We head back to the hotel for a little R & R, time for a drink so we slip in a few drinks before dinner. [Frogs are slimy little buggers you know!!]. Well before you know it, the sun has set. I think my son has had too many bourbons, (I thought he was only drinking coke.) so we order room service. I have no idea to this day what we had for dinner..... It must have been good, as I vaguely remember enjoying it.
To be continued...............On the loose in Legian......