In Reply to: Life is like a willy posted by cliff on Thursday, 6. October 2005 at 22:26 Bali Time:
He has a problem with his willy and accidentally enters the office of a podiatrist. Without turning around, the podiatrist tells him to put his problem on the table. The guy whips out the willy and lays it on the table. The podiatrist turns around and says: "Hey, that's not a foot". The guy says: "If you're going to quibble over half and inch, I'm leaving!"