In Reply to: LEGAIN RIP-OFF AND ROBBERY posted by apollo77 on Wednesday, 24. August 2005 at 14:35 Bali Time:
A few years ago I was wending my way back from an extended session with Nurah at Peanuts to the Mandira. About three quarters of the way down garlic Lane, a couple of Boy/Girls in Kimonos pulled up along side me and jumped off their Jappa. Both of these lovelies (LOL) did the Gonad grab from front and rear and lifted what they thought was my wallet, not so !!. At the time I was in the employ of a Federal Dept. I grabbed one of them by the hair and told them to give the "wallet' back. "What wallet" says the gender challenged person as I start removing clumps of hair from his/her head. "The one you stuck in you Knickers" says I.
As I stuck my hand down the faux sheilas knickers and retrieved the 'wallet' it screamed like a stuck pig cos i returned the favour and gave him an on the spot gender augmentation. Then i showed him what he'd pinched, it was my badge holder and I.D.
Well the other one joined in the screaming as he/she tried to get the Jappa started. I ended up helping No1 onto the back of the bike cos he was still suffering post op trauma and push started the bike with them onboard.
I thought they had both suffered enough that night without getting the local authorities involved.
Paul