In Reply to: my tongue was well... posted by bopgirl on Tuesday, 2. August 2005 at 20:24 Bali Time:
Now we just need a few more years working out the binomials of irrational fractions for the payment plan.
We've got this far...
Find the next number in this sequence...
5,92,568,2978,...
Multiply that number by its cosine, divide it by 1/square root, multiply it by pi to the power of the original number divided by the number of socks in your draw containing holes.
This gives you the calling cost per minute for our basic plan, unless you are calling from outside your randomly selected double-secret area, in which case you must also factor in the number of monkeys with three nostril hairs protruding on the previous thursday, or two days after the day before tomorrow, whichever is the greater.
Except on Tuesdays during our happy peak hour mega cheap minutes (prime numbers and their squares) where the cost per minute is reduced by x over the pollen count, where x = the number of calls made by three-fingered christians between the ages of 18-35 on moving trains at the time the call was initiated.
Anyway... that's the simplified version of our basic plan. We still have to come up with our mega plan, super plan, top secret plan and our lucky-special-double-decaf plan before we can start working on models for our prepaid varieties.