In Reply to: bali mystyque hotel or villas posted by serenity on Monday, 21. March 2005 at 19:10 Bali Time:
Yes obviously what we need is a list so that God forbid we bump into people who have differences from ourselves.
So perhaps you could all chip in with a hotel or 3 that fills these needs.
1. A hotel that doesn't allow smooching in the pool.
2. where everyone is good looking.
3. where nobody wears g strings.
4. where you can't hear if somebody farts/vomits etc
during the night.
5. where everyone has blue eyes.
6. where everyone is forced to join in kareoke
7. where domestic tourists are not
allowed.
8. And my personal favourite. A hotel that elects a
guest representive each week whose job it is to patrol
the pool and rooms to tell guests who they should love,
which God they should worship, (and it's compulsary to worship
at least one)what they should wear, whether they need a wait loss
program etc etc etc.