In Reply to: Whilst we're off the subject posted by Rex on Thursday, 17. February 2005 at 20:05 Bali Time:
There was a young lady named Claire
Who possessed a magnificent pair,
Or that's what I thought
Till I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin to lose air!
- and another nearly so -
There once was a barmaid named Gail
On whose breasts was the menu for ale,
But since she was kind,
For the sake of the blind
On her rear it was printed in Braille.