In Reply to: Dear Old Redneck posted by Cracker on Tuesday, 9. November 2004 at 13:45 Bali Time:
Persuade Redneck that you have temporarily crossed to the other side; tempoarily because of the SouthSeas Disease 'Lacka-Nukkie). Get him suitably irate so he heads for you with the Combined Harvester, by giving him a nice kiss. Then start running around the lawn, with him in pursuit and the lawn will be mowed in no time.
Unlike Mr Wobblyeh, you should put an exit strategy in place, beforehand.
Just a thought! -:)) -:)))