In Reply to: Post your funny Bali stories for a laugh posted by Cat on Saturday, 17. July 2004 at 15:14 Bali Time:
My story is about my upcoming trip to bali with my girlfriends.
Now we are all 30-40 married with kids.
I was having a conversation with my dear old dad (70) about my trip. Things I wanted to buy, things to see etc. Well, dear old dad thought he should throw this in as well!!!! Sweetie, make sure you pack some rubbers wont you. (Iam not talking erasers) As I was on the phone with him, I was having a coffee which proceed to come not only out of my mouth but also out of my nose. God that hurts. I am like DAD. He says very straight, darling you could drink to much and things happen. OMG. I remind him, I and the rest of the girls are married but he just wouldnt budge. It was like being a teenager all over again. Dad use to call boyfriends "HITS" Hormonal Injected Termites. Dad had a very practical form of contreception. Grounding!! If dad didnt want you to go somewhere he would find a reason to ground you in the mean time. So there is nothing like a sex education lesson from your 70 year old dad. Bless his sole!!
He has never been overseas and thinks bali is just full of drunks and sex starved maniacs. Could it be he has listened to too many of my older brothers carry ons when he was single over there.
Caz
ps I thought it was funny but maybe you had to be there!!!!!!!