I have recently read a number of messages by Herr. Meirhans and
I would like to apologise to everybody who has read any of my messages about my forthcoming trip to Bali as I (Stupidly) forgot to send away my "Bali Holiday application form" to ROLF MEIRHANS requesting permission to visit Bali and its neighbouring islands, foolishly my travel agent did not read the small print listed in the British Airways and Quantas ticketing conditions stating that without the express permission of Mr. (or should I say Herr ) Meirhans, landing permission would not be granted. Rather than cause distress to my fellow passengers who have saught and been granted such permission I think that I will abstain from my Bali trip unless Rolf can see it within his heart to grant me permission at such short notice.
Dear Rolf,
I am a 20 year old white, male Student of the University of Glasgow with my anal vaginity intact, I can give you my deepest assurances that this will remain so for the rest of my life ( I have no desire to practise uphill gardening of any fashion). I also promise that under no circumstances will I attempt to fraternise with the native female population, as I understand that this displeases you . May I also take this opportunity to give you my word that no attempt will be made to procure any Illegal drugs or beer, infact I promise not to have any fun at all.
Your Humble Servant,
Sean