today spotty botty went to the airport
today she came home
for there was no seat for her to roam
she had a little cry
because she could'nt fly
so she waved the plane a tearful goodbye.
I shall kembali
to my beautiful bali
to find more gecko shite
after a further 30 nights
and until then
I'll only speak to ben
because her friend ted
is deep in the poo