In Reply to: Rates? My God!!! posted by Mister Kumis on Thursday, 22. November 2012 at 02:11 Bali Time:
Your contributions are solicited for the above-named foundation, a very worthy cause indeed whose aim is to get the rats off the street.
A team of highly-qualified rat-ionators has been assembled, fluent in Rattese, who are engaged in rehabilitation of the Rats of the Coastal strip and any in-coming transmigrating Rats from other places.
The aim of these worthy people is to turn Rats towards useful employment, in the money-changing industry, where many people of rat-like features are already employed. It is understood that the Rats are ideally suited to this predatory occupation, by their very nature.
Your contributions are urgently required, at the above Foundation; N.B. Don't forget to count your change, since the money will be counted by Money-Changers in training, based at the Bali School of Magic and Prestidigitation, as part of the course.
Pete, King Rat. LOL