In Reply to: early jbr posted by wet_ones_please on Thursday, 31. May 2007 at 21:44 Bali Time:
Thankyou for early jbr wet_ones.Enjoyed it.
1. You probably had a good flight because you left your seat back all the way. You probably squashed the poor old lady who was snoring on the return journey - most likely she required heavy sedation through fear of being squashed again. Claustrophobia is not confined to the young!
2. You couldn't see the movie because your seat was back. Your book probably accounted for 1.5kgs over on baggage.
3. You PAID for that meal, you should have remembered it.
4. If you can't remember how many Bintangs you had on the flight, you have a problem. That explains why you did not feel the little old woman's kicks on the back of your seat or hear her gurgling respirations.
5. That 80 cents could have gone towards your kid's scholarship fund.
6. Can see you are a Public Servant with all that money you had to throw around, with eating at the hotel some nights.
7. Your watches sound great! Did you try to barter your 1.5kg book for them?
8. You old SPENDTHRIFT! Fancy not remembering the cost of a cab!
9. Bet you reduced the stress with the mobile phone switched off.Brilliant.
10.Like the idea of the T-shirts. What colours are they?
11.Sorry you missed S&S. If you didn't meet anyone there it was your own fault.
12.Glad you had no problems at the moneychangers.
13.If a dentist chooses to leave a pile of ChuppaChups on the counter of his surgery, that is his business. Everyone is entitled to try to increase their business opportunities.
14.You threw 3kg of CuppaChups in the bin!! Don't you care that there is probably a lovely room attendent now running around Bali with raging diabetes and no teeth??
15.Did Macro sell anything else besides toothpaste & hair gel? How much?
16.You should have bought that year's supply of Martha Tilar and used it on yourself. I can tell you are a metrosexual.
17.Glad you sat around the pool reading your 1.5kg book sometimes. Did you notice those amazing people with the humungus bladders who could drink may large Bintangs & never leave the pool? And the cute bubs with the leaky nappies.Did you manageto get a sun-bed and a towel before the German tourists got there? You are a HERO!
18.The child whose education you assist was glad you didn't turn up to visit him.He heard about you thowing out all those lollies.
19.Glad you remember all the rules re check-in luggage after 11 trips.However, if you had thrown out that damned book, you would have been exactly the correct weight.
20.On the flight home,how did you know that "old biddy" was Irish? She may have been English,Dutch or even American! This racial stereotyping has to stop!! (Anyway it was probably all your fault that she snored and passed wind all the way home).....:))Magnolia